Change

Q. Why did the tomato blush?

nonono... dont be lame and tell me that tomatoes are already red and cant blush

A: he saw the salad dressing

Q then why did the egg blush?

A: he saw the bacon strip

usually, people would laugh at this, but others who think puberty means to saunter into school with concrete faces and not be amused at any witty comments, this would be a hard joke to suppress.

If puberty means growing up, and u dislike your parents' stale sense of human, then dont continue the tradition.. truce anyone?

not trying to target any one in particular *clarence*, but seriously, we should learn to smile a bit, and take it easy? orrr. maybe im the one who's changed . being more apprehensive (or envious...heheheh) to people getting attention for being too emo (not saying that he is, cause it is rather overrated, and clarence, i know u arent)

But the topic today isnt about r rated food items or clarence being emo, though both might be considered in future posts. haha.

BUT... the general topic about the salad dressing and puberty no, its not fashion sense, but change

Change hits like almost all the time, when meet someone new, thats change, when u learn to fly, thats change, when u buy a g2 pen with 3 dollars, u get change. though you only get like a fews cents worth, its still change. and im totally not hinting that G2 pens are xpensive.

sarcasm is change too


the star sign taurus, does not support change, and i must say it is true to some extent, though im not the superstitious sort


Change is:

Getting into the basketball team

Getting stuck in a school and finding that a daikin vent is the only means of escape

losing to a sec3 girl in a scrabble competition( and feeling great remorse.LOL)

winning the rugby b division after two years

getting a half day for winning the rugby b division after 2 years ( and if your reading this mrs charles, hint hint. please?)

fun

and that was a change of perspective


try something new for a change and u'd really life is quite a roller coaster ride.

for homec lesson on monday, i realised presenting a summary just by words was too boring.

10 mins. 7 paragraphs

IP TIME!

my group did a rap, and with choreography too.the content is cheesy, hope u dont mind

There are many adverts we see around

some in the sky, some on the ground

Print and electronic, thats the way

to see your ads last through the day

on the tv ,or on the web

you can learn where to buy your favourite chilli crab

on the pavements, or in the lift

i can get that for dad for his b'day gift

endorse celebrities to catch the eye

of envious girls and pervert guys

(guy steps up with advert)
" with [bull blue], now cows can fly

Think about it, its quite a wow

youre watching an advert for an advert now

blue bull is a fictational product btw. haha. yeah its a satire for... u know
rapping is seriously fun , especially with the ghettop voice. alright im off to slp. nite!

What have we bred daily?

It was an ordinary thursday, was dragging my bag and books with me as i trudged home. was walking along this concrete path when i looked to the ground for a moment and saw a white rectangle

looking closer, i made out some words. it was an open booklet. on it were the words the daily bread.oh.... it was a backcopy of a devotional. should i pick it up?

i hesitated for a moment. there were a few basketballers jogging past, and some neighbourhood people whiling their usual lives. better not, i thought to myself.

a few metres later, i felt the urge to retrace my steps. i eventually did and picked it up home

there are many ways u may speculate me after this short account

1.im yau gui ( miserly) thus i picked up the devo

2. i m a hobo

none of these are really important right now.

rather, i thought about this book on the way home, and i realise that our lives, revolve around this book

let me elaborate

the people are like me, walking along that road

the road is our lives, leading us, to wherever we are planning to go

the book is God's word

Almost everyone, especially , us, the fortunate singaporeans are introduced to God at least once

its placed on the floor, spread open

you walk pass it.

some people look at it, but they feel they have everything they need, so they walk past it

others contemplate on picking it up, but hesitate, because of the burdens of life that need their attention more than whatever seems to be important on the floor

some walk pass it, but eventually pick it up

upon picking it up, a person may suddenly misplace it, due to the things in life that overshadow the word. if u can see the photo, this devotional was scribbled on with phone numbers and bank account digits. these represent the things in life he puts befre, or on the lord

a person may think that the things in life like work, and politics should come b4 god, and thus, he lets God go, drops him on the tarmac road like that.

but what he doesnt realise, is that if u let go of god, u might let go of your foundation of strength. and just like that, this person lost important contacts that came with the word.

people who dont pick up the word may have feelings inclined to the fact that, i only need god when i need him

or ive seen these reach out programmes too much to fully believe in it, what a stunt

well, they might be missing out of the point that death is unpredictable,im not inclining the fact that god is a one way ticket to eternal life. rather, how many chances are u going to be given and not take that up

this devotional was a back copy. it signifies a christian living in god's word and thinking, well this is the usual stuff, i go to church, i pray, i go home. he lives in the past. stagnant, never contemplating ministering to the church in anyway. this isnt a bad think, for i shall not judge, rather is it a good thing?

the Daily Bread-What have we bred daily?

i almost lost a chance to give this testimony by walking pass god's plan, what have u done to lose your chance

for the non christians, have u missed a chance to find a true friend in god, just because u dont thin he's real or worth your time

for the christians, have we become too absorbed in our church, that we cant open up to anyone, or tell the world of our word, or even ashamed of the word that we hold everyday. or have we become stagnant christians because of the other things the world has to offer, and we place them before god. have we become judgmental to the non-believers or even our own that we choose to not fufill the greatest commandment god laid for us

have we bred these in our daily lives?