salutations to reality

You noe what stinks about puberty? as in the non literal form, since the topic now is not really on wht brand of deo i use. but seriously, i just realised what stinks about going through the adolescent years.

puberty, is sort of like a bunch of women drivers on a highway. you, being the victim, is a small mammal of your choice. obviously, with a one way traffic, and a bunch of female fatales who bribed their way through their driving test, u are consequently reduced to roadkill. Thats the worst thing about growing up. you always think: it cant get any worst then this! then something else happens, its like getting run over again and again.

But the glass is still half full people! so lets stay positive. here's some happy news:

First time ever, is my art work getting pinned up in the school.:)

i would love to upload my pictures, but with regards to my jacked up phone ( no seriously, th jack's spoiled) and my screwed com, i cant do that, but just imagine buildings, a giant plant, and a lego figurine, and uve pretty much seen it all.

yeah, my com broke down, and i have to settle with my sis' mac in the meantime. Apparently, the motherboard in my desktop crashed, and  i thought through some possibilities of her apparent suicide

1, the father board left her

2, she and that mouse just couldnt click

3, so she tried dating the keyboard, apparently, it wasnt her type. he kept pushing it u see.

4 the screen was too flashy for her

5 the speakers were too loud

6 facebook said that her awesome level was 0, and she didnt know men well ,also she was a magikarp in the first 150 pokemon. and everyone knows fb quizzes are always accurate!

7.wikipedia also stated that chickens originated from turkey, aand wiki is always right

8 and out of 1009 emails, only one wasnt from facebook, and that one told her that msn , that gorgeous hunk she saw on the street, would be taken down by bill gates , unless she sent the message to other friends. but the new hotmail, had a glitch and she couldnt send it out

she died through depression

her memory lives on forever....at least till they reboot her system

 wow, i cant think of other things to blog about. but since it s already a holiday, i might as well say some more stuff. havent done an ip in ages.ok....here goes

everyone tells me to get a hobby

fly a kite

or rename myself bobby

but i dont wanna levitate plastic

or be the alterego of iceman

so ill stay at home and waste my days 

or go out and get a tan

till the hols are over, ill just dream

of doing better for the exams

wile eating icecream

but a hobby would be cool

just one or two

like washing the loo

cause i can find my best friend..... piglet