hi all

sorry abt not posting till now.you guys may read dis tommorow, but its still part of the weekend.this week was alrite.really haf to study for common test or will be slacking like theres no tommorow. went over to ah ma's house to celebrate her birthday.there were 7 big candles and 10 small ones. what sort of logic is that? no body uses 10 10 cent coins to form a dollar! so why 10 small candles? waste of wax.do you know that 10 candles can contribute to 3 packets of maggi mee? or maybe all that wax can go to alvin's hair wax, which doesnt make a difference to his mushroom cap! mario loves alvin, btw.....

heard lots of great stuff from cousins abt dark knight, and i m tempted to watch. the joker cant beat my sis with her bazooka. shell blow him away. geddit? she'll and shell( bomb shell)? hahahaha.ok... im not a joker. neither am i batman.
oh man. bad pun day

realised that i can jump much higher than when i first started my mission to jump higher from the start of the year. now can almost deploy my whole palm on the ceiling of my cousin's room.thats a big jump as compared to march, wheni missed the ceiling by inches. clarence.watch out.

clement seems to be competing wif me to see whose post is longer. seriously, thats not cool.but i accept! from here, u can infer im not the coolest of people.looking at the amount of lines that clement's post is right now.......and on second thought, i am cool, and i dont play such childish games!
lol.im not afraid....im just scared!

for lit common test, we have to do a poem on a sloth. sigh. why cant they let u do it on something more interesting? like, i dunno, the lifestyles of a mime or something?on second thought, ill stick to the sloth poem.i think ill do an impromptu poem about animals. my sis did one on a girrafe once, when she was primary one! let me dig it up and read it out...* wow. this is a forest of books! hey! i haVE THIS BOOK? hey! my old stamp collection!....u know what?its 12.so forget it, im not going to find some old book with a golden tamaran at the front!*

sorry guys, cant seem to find it. btw, people who havent seen me, me collecting stamps may give you a impression that i look like a super geek or something. it is not true. moral ofthe story: dont be stereotypical, and yes, i was a geek.but i was primary one! gimme a break!

okok.people who want to know wat the poem sounds like, let me give u a preview of wat the poem is....hmmmm (reminesing is hard work). ok here goes

hey mr girrafe, u have a long neck!
u nibble the leaves here
u nibble the leaves there
u have brown spots on your body

lol!!!!!its something like that, plus like 4 more verses. its a classic impromptu poem.seriously. i enjoyed reading it.well.. theres church tommorow, and as clement's blog writes,
i have to be there...
my friends need me.

lol.emo

41st post

hi all. its the 41st post, and u may be wondering why im blogging now, on a weekday. seriusly speaking,i dont know, but since the com is on, we cant let the electrical bills go to waste right?
today was fine, broke the temptation that brought me to kfc twice this week. the evil colonel was calling me to patronise his savage wonder of a fast food restauraunt. not this time gramps.lol

there was bball training today. alvin decided to join for the day. i think we did a pretty decent job playing when it was game time, but the guy who marked me was pretty rough, and i felt bad for accidently whacking his specs off. it was all a blur.for him that is.

going for the beautiful city concert.i think its a pretty small scale musical since its held in the auditorium of the school. but i had a good laugh watching my art and music teacher doing some advertisement skit for us. might as well support it for them. i think my music teacher is still sore that i didnt stay in choir. or i would have to be on stage singing about some city, which is beautiful. seriously, i dont know what im in for, cause they didnt give a clear sypnopsis for the musical. yawn. feeling pretty tired. well then, off to sleep soon. see u guys on friday.


hey... wait, no impromptu poem!ok then, time for one

common test is coming ,time to mug
the movement of a sloth is pretty slug
im a hobo, not a thug
a ladybird is a bug
not a lady nor a bird...

ok... this poem is officially screwed up. sorry guys, mental block

marmalade and others

school was weird today. racial harmony day called for a celebration and we had a food fair to commerate racial harmony. some students had to use our kitchen to do the cooking.it was a wrong choice, especially with our home ec teacher. shes a tee bit senile, so she scolded the boys many times though they had a valid reason. poor guys.she sure cooked up a storm haha

had a band come over to perform.they were called mamarlade jam. awesome band.the keyboardist was murdering his keys.that was awesome. they did lots of jazz and blues. and now im hooked to jazz and blues.oh man.

in case you are wondering why i can blog on a weekday, lets just say that i have online research to do, and thus i can blog.now feel like playing duel masters again, yes,i know its lame and old,but its addictive too. can hear the monsters calling me to summon them.i have 2 options
1 go for therapy
2 play

its a landslide victory.besides therapy requires money, cold turkey does not .lol. ok.off to eat dinner.but first impromptu poem!

sitting just typing on the com
nothing special today, just the norm
grandmas screaming for me to go eat dinner,
dont worry pops, wont get any thinner
so i shall go eat now
royston is sometimes mistaken for a cow!

sorry royston.i promise ill treat u to lunch one day!

magic

hey guys.watched magic box yesterday. awesome tricks and lots of dancing in the middle. dont ask me why theres dancing. im clueless too. the story line was a bit lame, and made the tricks a bit too predictable cause they were following the script.so all the death defying illusions were a bit less of a cliffhanger. the people were like frantically screaming for lawrence to escape from the spikes of doom, and there were chinese subtitles.lol.extra.
there was a kissing scene too.and a little boy who was watching screamed "eee".lol.everyone laughed.it was mad humor.i liked the levitation act.it was fly! certainly gave chris angel a run for his money.
b4 going for the show , there will be some magician guyscomingto us with their rigged decks and trying to impress joshua, clement and i. joshua had a great time poking fun at themagicians by not returning the card that he chose.lol. there was a guy whose only specialty was to fly thecard around his belly area.and the only thing i have to say is that, that trick is old.invisble string, button shirt.enough said. we registered for S.M.I.L.E after that.it stands for sharing magic in love for everyone.or something like that. josh wrote his name, told the magician that he wanted to register,looked at the list of names, found his name, and claimed that it appeared by magic.lol.great one.im still waiting for my church friend eugene to pass me patapon. if he doesnt bring it nxt week, i might just drum him to death


my mom discovered a website which provides free assesments. life will nvr be the same again. speaking of websites, i had to do some argumentative essay on whether internet is a bane or boon. should add that the internet gets extra demerit because free assesments can be found. everyone agrees right?

impromptu poem.hmmmm.brain is depleting because im just thinking about how powerful free asessments onlinecan be

free asessments online
thats what parents are trying to find
that idea is devil inclined!
humanity of children is put on the line
its worst than watching 10 performing mimes
at the same time
ok...maybe not

mimes are just freaky.i bet their CCA in school was library club.
arguing with mimes is pointless.u dont know if u are getting the silent treatment.
okok.i got agood mime joke.here goes



hahaahahahhaha!great one right?
ok. sorry. didnt mean to. mime jokes are just so great.