D.I.whY?

In this world where finance is crippled , cheap things are sold at 2 bucks, and superheros are donning underwear to fight crimw, we really are in a mess. so save gaia, and stop paying for things u wont use after a while . DO IT YOURSELF

WHY do it yrself? heres some reasons:

Cause of peer pressure

many people say my blog is too wordy, and thatm ysis' is superior cause its bursting with pictures.haha. i beg to differ. i feel that we see too much, and read too little. u heard the saying: a word paints a thousand..... ehhh? oh crap, i just owned myself.HAAHAH. ok fine, ill be going with the flow, and ill try to upload new pics now. well, for the sake of a larger fanbase.

Yeah , but i have another confession to make. after seeing countless amounts of people on ebuddy, chatting their phone bills away, and the thousands of applications, and many links on the side of my fb page telling me that i can win one of these babies, i realised i need some thing called the iphone!!!

so i got one! :)

lets look at it frm another angle

hahahaha!!! yeah. i made it myself. its the iphone cardboard generation. Cg. yup, beats the china iphone, cause the china i phone is soo fake, for mine, you wouldnt know, cause u nvr turn it on

yup. now i just need to find the sim card slot. hmmmm..... and a good thing is that i dont need itunes which is hard to download, i just sing what comes to mind using my phone. cool huh? its like bluetooth, but some like to call it retardation. latest in tech man. haha

DIY LANGUAGES

being a son of my mom, or being a friend of the son of my mom , which is u reading this blog now. if yve tried reading my handphone messeges, though i told you it was my mom, and u were expecting to see some girl's name on it, then your right! it still is my mom! haha

yeah, but you wld have a hrd tme fgrng it out cus tis is hw my mm tpes.

dont believe me? lets read concrete evi shall we? ahaha

"Wow.v fast.i jst rchd hm2.k.pls get him2 chk holiday wk n infm him nxt wk u out of sin.Sch reopn resumes"

LOL. yeah, but shes less concise nwadays. used to be quite bad, when people sit nxt to me, they freak out. secretly in their minds, they think im conversing in pig latin or some alien language to my mother ship. especially when i look like ET in my new hair cut. HAHA

but the cool think bout my mom? shes so hip, yr grandad broke it.LOL

she uses lol.

im not kidding. she uses lol.

cause i use lol so much, she realised that using lol is cool. so she lols as much as i do.LOL!!! i noe right? hahahaa.

"wow, how much they charging? make sure its cheaper in YMCA.Lol"

this is a real message. if it was the first time, i would go : DID MY MOM JUST LOL AT ME? HAHAHA

she also has a tendency of making new shows that i watch. like squarebob sponge pants, musical high school, and iKelly . im not kidding! haha!

just a few days back, i was fbing. when i heard a scream

"RUSS come down and watch ! yr favourite international miao miao miao."

i was bewildered. i heard it wrongly right?

R: what?!

M:the international miao miao miao

i got off my seat and walked downstairs

R : "what international miao miao maio?

M: yeah. international miao miao miao, the expats show.

i stared at the screen . it was the channel 8 show where they have all those expats speaking in chinese. that shows real funny. its not just la, its GILA. HAHA

for many days ive been wondering why its international miao miao miao

till nich thian started singing the theme song " ze ge si jie miao miao miao"

i was totally enlightened, i could glow.HAHA.

oh well, everyone does this kind of subtle subconcious shenanigans, just like the way i did an alliteration twice in this sentence. haha

take nich for example. he's a fast talking nonsense talker.HAHA

clarence: eh, what does SPCA stand for

Nich : singapore police catch animals

LOL. we all burst out in laughter. i couldnt breathe at one point. i dunno, it was just such a fast counter, that when he said that , a vision of a policeman chsing after a cat shot into my mind. LOL

i cant take this man.ahaha

now i realise i hate hgetting haircuts, so in the futureim gonna learn barberism( if thats a word), so i can cut my own hair without lookingm like a wuss, or talking to a hairdresser who only speakes in chinese, leaving me extremely concious of what i say, or even tryto say. i cant speak in chinese people. hairdressers around the world! hear my cry!

IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS<>

IF LIFE GIVES YOU CHICKEN , make western food

my grandma , for the first time made a western meal for our dinner. wownot too bad, i must day. the fries were not crispy, but who the heck cares. homemade western rocks my socks

hungry people, watch and weep. muhahah. okieee

nights. rmrber to do devo !!!!