Its a thursday. the worst day of the school timetable.

i dont really like school, my mom would know. she was worried when i told her i wanted to be hobo when i grow up.haha

but once in a while... i do enjoy my day at school

Tday was one of the days

lets list down minor parts of happiness

1. marcus ryan didnt manage to headbutt me today. phew.

2. my wussy hoop shooting is slowing picking up. 

3. my ankle collapsed in spasm again when i was about to shoot, but i didnt fall, so clarence didnt laugh at me.LOL

4. school was pretty fun

More indepth reasons to my liking for school today

warning: may contain rather disturbing content

first period:

english... ahhhhh. reading passages from a story called "coffee for the road" only emphasizes the lack of sleep im getting.haha

but we did something different today. we are supposed to be doing a presentation next week

an its somewhat a debate. and we have to play roles and all. and we have to wear hats

made of mahjong paper. so it was pretty fun, we had a crash course on how to fold hats of a different colour into different types of occupations

blue was the bishop shaped hat

red is a sargent i think

i got a green hat, so i have to fold mine into a painters hat. but it doesnt really loo like a painters hat. more like .... those dumplings u eat during hari raya i think. and the green adds to the look. haha. well, geen is my fav colour, so its excued if i look like a wuss.

ill try to get pictures. cant wait to see royston and clarence in a hat

Biology:

we got a new teacher. i agreed i'd failed for bio again. haha! but we shouldnt judge  trainee teacher by its cover ok.. she turns out to carry out quite an entertaining lesson. and its not 

only because we are learning about reproduction ok... in fact it was highly disturbing. but i just couldnt help but laugh at one part. micheal bay had some influence on our class apparently....

teacher : does anyone know of any animals who has a scrotum inside the body instead of outside, like humans (i felt rather violated, and not in the good way. why the hell would  go to the zoo and inspect an animal in that way!?!)

class has chattered discussion

josh: Megan fox!

LOL!!!!!!!!!

teacher: megan fox? no. a mouse does (i didnt knw that , will look out for it next time i see one)

class laughs, teacher ponders for a while

teacher: megan fox..... megan fox is sexy. 

LOL>WTHECK WAS THAT! HAHAHA

CLASS laughs and applauds

my teacher is a woman by the way. but she just gained access into our megan fox fan club. HAAH

enjoyed school alot today. played bbal till it rained, and i headed home. god had a new joke planned for me:) .haha

to lessen the impact, lets do this in  form of an interview or such

Why you should get to know me :

i have a psp.

why i have muscles:

my psp is not the slim one, and its heavy, and every labels it as psp-fat. nich and i feel offended

why you shldnt ask to borrow my psp:

i play in when im in the toilet

why shldnt i have modified it:

it hangs once in a while

why  shldnt play the psp in the toilet:

when it hangs, i have to take out the battery

*plop.*

i stared in the bowl for 1 and a half seconds. should i fish it out?

i fished it out. my poor psp battery! AHHHH

i grabbed a couple of tissues and wiped it dry

Why i believe theres a god watching over me 1:

the battery landed in the non toxic areas, if u know what i mean.LOL.

Why god gave me a nose:

i cringed and took a whiff after i wiped it clean

Why im glad i wasnt having diarrhoea:

it didnt have any smell .phew

why i know theres a God 2:

the battery still works

why this does good to me making puns:

i cant say my psp is full of crap and snigger upon the hidden meaning.LOl

why i wont be gettin g a wife any time soon for a good 20 years. 

cause i posted this online. i have to move to timbaktoo soon, or some island where there isnt an internet connection.haha

what im gonna do next:

no im not gonna drop it n again.-.-

when my mom gets home, ill ask her for some alcohol wipes.

im the epitome of disgusting la. i know, but it isnt my first time reaching into the bowl, cause did it in camp b4... haha. can still remeber that. alright. u guys can throw darts at me for being such a dumbass.lol. good bye.

smoo..th talker

aven? is that how i spell his name? haha. wants me to do a poem on a new food in our school canteen. smoo ice cream. apparently, my seniors read my blog, which is highly disturbing... but i better not say too much stuff on a narrative basis like that, cause gabriel will be reciting everything i typed the next time he meets me. v creepy. haha. okok. dedicated for aven la, i dont usually do this, but he already did half of it for me, so oh well. the first threee lines are his

SMOO

when i eat smoo

i feel really cool

but yet im a fool

to make this ice cream come through,

apparently, the cows were a tool

for this calcium filled cesspool

why are they in farms , and not in a zoo?

cause they provide the calcium for u

winnie the pooh



lol. oh well, i dont usually do topical poems..-.- but i admit it was fun doing a cow poem on my online dairy... oops i mean diary. i try too hard with my jokes huh..haha. well, school life has certanily taken a toll on me

now when i play bball, i have this sharp pain on my spine.. hmmm.
note to self: move to notre dame when it becomes too serious.
this is sad, next time when i go ns, cannot use guns, and have to sit in office play fb and winterbells.. oh man...

history stinks

i blame parameswara. if he didnt come into singapore, he wouldnt get me so confused .cant we just dig up the thingy at fort canning and check whether its him?

see la butterfly effect. eh people, next time when yr get children, remind them not to invade other countries, kill the political head and take the throne, get eventually chased out, and build a new country. it causes alot of problems in the heuristic aspect of history.

oh well. have to get ready for another day of shool. sigh, cant believe i have to go through another half my lifee of this... bit oh well

I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH GOD WHO STRENGTHENS ME

wah... gabriels gonna have fun repeating this the next time i see him.lolsss