35th post

hiya all. woke up at 11 am+. was extremely tired, my mom was already back from work and nagging at sis and i to wake up.lol. then my sis started the russ wake up first game, which she conceded. now my sis and mom are out, which leaves me to blog a few. used the com to watch slides on upcoming science test. wow. didnt know so much weird stuff are coiled in our compact bodies.also watched a explainatory vid on the digestive system.couldnt help but laugh cause the lady reading the stuff has a weird accent . she pronounces anus as airrrnurze.lol.had a good laugh.
feeling lazy this week,but have to slog for common test.running out of common topics to do impromptu poems on.ahhh.life is so mundane. weekdays: go to school. weekends: slack and play com/blog, AND THEN GET NAGGED BY PARENTS TO DO HOMEWORK OR REVISE, OR REMEMBER TO TELL TUITION TEACHER WAT DAY U GOING, OR "AIYO, PLEASE STOP PLAYNG YOUR GAMES AND READ SOME CHINESE BOOKS OR NEWSPAPERS. THATS WHY YOUR CHINESE KEEPS DEPROVING", OR " please read some english material, u dont want your english to deteriorate." sorry about the capital letters, it was totally unintentional. but u get my drift.

lol.if life was like lord of the rings or something, less people will commit suicide. seriously.
my mom will be like: oi, remember to take your wyvern out for a walk, or : go practice your archery, later your tuition teacher angry, or : please tell your hobbit friend to get some deo, he come to our house to play once, i have to buy 2 extra air freshener.lol. mega hint to the guys with BO man. hiaz... that reminds me, have to do tuition teachers homework.

life is mundane, that i just realised yesterday that contact lenses have little inscriptions on them.lol. total randomness, but now ill never look at contact lenses the same way forever.i cant do english papers anymore. the questions are very vague and i cant seem to answer them, especially when the passage is on playing a game called Mancala. who the heck wants to know what is the difference between a seed and a bead.like seriously man, the question is redundant. im not hoping anyone will walk up to me and say" hey man, what is a difference between a seed and a bead?" its these type of questions that make me think youre mental.lol
i should make a new segment on my blog called useless trivia!
ok.todays useless trivia is the difference between a seed and a bead.

a seed is natural, while a bead is man made. u may think this segment is dumb, but one day when u are hanging from a hundred story building and the only person who can save u is a guy who wants u to answer his lame questions before being ur benefactor, u might just thank me.:)

life is boring
sometimes its tough
im not deploring
i like marsh mallow fluff

this poem is a drag
in halo, i frag
stop this poem! u beg
the dog's tail i wag
plastic bag

ok. ive stopped. please give me some common topics to "poemnise"im running low

impromptu poem

hiya again.i just realised that my past post is missing an IP(impromptu poem).so..i shall get one now!


i love to blog!
to write lame stuff
my life i log
and kids i bluff

blogging is awesome
its lots of fun
im not a possum
but i do like a pun

blogging is thrilling,
it helps me relax
express what im feeling
a muscle i flex.


ok..not bad. the muscle thing was just extra, what other stuff rhymes with relax?ok.... fine, reflex, felix.but its ok. everyone should have a flexible outlook of life . sorry, im on a lame spree

yay! slack day

Finally! the weekend! everyone is looking forward to it, im sure, this hectic week just killed me, but the weekend just brought me back to life! lots of tests next week, so i have to study like a nerd.oh man. hard to study when u sre hooked on naruto ultimate nin heroes 2. yes.i havew the game! sadly, not all of the characters have better techniques, and their dubbing became worse. naruto sounds like he ate 2 squirrels or something, fighting him is such an annoyance because he screams when he get hit, and unleashes the cry of 2 squirrels. sheesh.

had swimming today. generally it was fun, okok , fine ,now i like swimming,is there a fault with that? i didnt get the red rank yet, which is the best, so ill have to work harder. it was entertaining to see ryan swimming with the fishes, or at least try to swim with them. he managed to cause his toe to bleed underwater.that boy's a magical injury sustainer. lol.when he gets injured, everyone asks, "how does he do that?" lol.okok. sry, sadist moments.

today was a boring day, so marcus the carccus decided to take a nap in class, he got a nightmare,lol. it wasnt literally a nightmare la.it was in the noon. so its a noonmare, if u get my drift.noonmare, sound like a japanese game or something...
okok. anyway..he had a noonmare. he said that he was in a club,infested with bimbos.lolz! come to think about it, it is pretty scary!
Beware! the bimbo will come over and rot your brain.lol....but why in a club?hmmm.marcus has been watching too much MTV.

my day

ok lah. i lied about posting more pics on my blog. im lazy to do so.on the contrary, my sis is clearly not.so go check out her blog!
alrighties...
my day!
great day.i woke up late for church.hey, it wasnt entirely my fault. alot of alarm clock problems, so blame human error ok. sorry to the peeps whom i ticked off .haha.geddit, cause clock and stuff... ok nevermind.
clement came over.we had fun decorating paper bags.ok.this might not give u a good impression,but rest assured that church isnt only about decorating papr bags. it was good fun thogh. we played some psp too.

went for milk run.everyone was pleased when it started drizzling.lol....yay....but, it stopped when we were there.we gave a run for our cash.literally. our school was kind enough to command to volunteer to donate 2 bucks each...caring is sharing ;{

surprisingly, it was fun. i didnt get that unfortunate stitches i got during cross country.yeah.
been thinking. maybe i shall start giving everyone i know a subspecies of hobo name.
for example, my sis will be bazooka hobo, ill be impromptu hobo, and so on. it will bw fun.so contact me if u want a hobo rank!

ok.....impromptu poem time. realisd that a few people like the water is murky part too. yeah.good times..
this poem is dedicated to my teacher's poem....which everyone agrees isnt a poem(go ask al or hon lam..haha honlam..

your poem is a bit skeptical,
the word structure is erractical
it didnt seem very tactical

your poem isnt really one

your poem came with bullet point
and the part just doesnt join
to memorise it is annoyin'

so your poem isnt really one!


yay!
ok. not bad huh?