Change
Q. Why did the tomato blush?
nonono... dont be lame and tell me that tomatoes are already red and cant blush
A: he saw the salad dressing
Q then why did the egg blush?
A: he saw the bacon strip
usually, people would laugh at this, but others who think puberty means to saunter into school with concrete faces and not be amused at any witty comments, this would be a hard joke to suppress.
If puberty means growing up, and u dislike your parents' stale sense of human, then dont continue the tradition.. truce anyone?
not trying to target any one in particular *clarence*, but seriously, we should learn to smile a bit, and take it easy? orrr. maybe im the one who's changed . being more apprehensive (or envious...heheheh) to people getting attention for being too emo (not saying that he is, cause it is rather overrated, and clarence, i know u arent)
But the topic today isnt about r rated food items or clarence being emo, though both might be considered in future posts. haha.
BUT... the general topic about the salad dressing and puberty no, its not fashion sense, but change
Change hits like almost all the time, when meet someone new, thats change, when u learn to fly, thats change, when u buy a g2 pen with 3 dollars, u get change. though you only get like a fews cents worth, its still change. and im totally not hinting that G2 pens are xpensive.
sarcasm is change too
the star sign taurus, does not support change, and i must say it is true to some extent, though im not the superstitious sort
Change is:
Getting into the basketball team
Getting stuck in a school and finding that a daikin vent is the only means of escape
losing to a sec3 girl in a scrabble competition( and feeling great remorse.LOL)
winning the rugby b division after two years
getting a half day for winning the rugby b division after 2 years ( and if your reading this mrs charles, hint hint. please?)
fun
and that was a change of perspective
try something new for a change and u'd really life is quite a roller coaster ride.
for homec lesson on monday, i realised presenting a summary just by words was too boring.
10 mins. 7 paragraphs
IP TIME!
my group did a rap, and with choreography too.the content is cheesy, hope u dont mind
There are many adverts we see around
some in the sky, some on the ground
Print and electronic, thats the way
to see your ads last through the day
on the tv ,or on the web
you can learn where to buy your favourite chilli crab
on the pavements, or in the lift
i can get that for dad for his b'day gift
endorse celebrities to catch the eye
of envious girls and pervert guys
(guy steps up with advert)
" with [bull blue], now cows can fly
Think about it, its quite a wow
youre watching an advert for an advert now
blue bull is a fictational product btw. haha. yeah its a satire for... u know
rapping is seriously fun , especially with the ghettop voice. alright im off to slp. nite!
nonono... dont be lame and tell me that tomatoes are already red and cant blush
A: he saw the salad dressing
Q then why did the egg blush?
A: he saw the bacon strip
usually, people would laugh at this, but others who think puberty means to saunter into school with concrete faces and not be amused at any witty comments, this would be a hard joke to suppress.
If puberty means growing up, and u dislike your parents' stale sense of human, then dont continue the tradition.. truce anyone?
not trying to target any one in particular *clarence*, but seriously, we should learn to smile a bit, and take it easy? orrr. maybe im the one who's changed . being more apprehensive (or envious...heheheh) to people getting attention for being too emo (not saying that he is, cause it is rather overrated, and clarence, i know u arent)
But the topic today isnt about r rated food items or clarence being emo, though both might be considered in future posts. haha.
BUT... the general topic about the salad dressing and puberty no, its not fashion sense, but change
Change hits like almost all the time, when meet someone new, thats change, when u learn to fly, thats change, when u buy a g2 pen with 3 dollars, u get change. though you only get like a fews cents worth, its still change. and im totally not hinting that G2 pens are xpensive.
sarcasm is change too
the star sign taurus, does not support change, and i must say it is true to some extent, though im not the superstitious sort
Change is:
Getting into the basketball team
Getting stuck in a school and finding that a daikin vent is the only means of escape
losing to a sec3 girl in a scrabble competition( and feeling great remorse.LOL)
winning the rugby b division after two years
getting a half day for winning the rugby b division after 2 years ( and if your reading this mrs charles, hint hint. please?)
fun
and that was a change of perspective
try something new for a change and u'd really life is quite a roller coaster ride.
for homec lesson on monday, i realised presenting a summary just by words was too boring.
10 mins. 7 paragraphs
IP TIME!
my group did a rap, and with choreography too.the content is cheesy, hope u dont mind
There are many adverts we see around
some in the sky, some on the ground
Print and electronic, thats the way
to see your ads last through the day
on the tv ,or on the web
you can learn where to buy your favourite chilli crab
on the pavements, or in the lift
i can get that for dad for his b'day gift
endorse celebrities to catch the eye
of envious girls and pervert guys
(guy steps up with advert)
" with [bull blue], now cows can fly
Think about it, its quite a wow
youre watching an advert for an advert now
blue bull is a fictational product btw. haha. yeah its a satire for... u know
rapping is seriously fun , especially with the ghettop voice. alright im off to slp. nite!
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