Sunday, December 21, 2008

the top pupil

was planning to change my blog skin. but im really tired, and my dialating pupils are not of help... i think i used my mangekyou too much. jk. i just overwork my little windows of justification. was being pathetic with the naruto humor. but seriously, who doesnt want special eyes?

the top 3 special eyes

mangekyou sharingan

found in : naruto

powers : creates illusions and genjutsu. predicts movements too

pros :its awesome, and red eyes look cool. not unintentionally in photos though.

cons: u go blind gradually.

things i would apply with:
1.send my dirty dishes into a different dimension
of course, we would slowly deplete in dishes, but who cares?
2. create an illusion, to make it seem like i didnt send the dishes into another dimension.
3. do random stuff, till i gradually go blind. haha

BYAKUGEN!

found in: naruto

powers: find things within a super wide radius. see in funny visions, like chakra flow and stuff.

pros: its cool. u dont go blind upon using

cons: u look like some blind begger. like forever! and the veins pop out like crazy when in use.lol

things i would apply with

1.look out for stuff i misplaced at home. (so thats where i left my glasses...)
2.look for dropped change and race for it b4 anyone picks it up
3.realised that the dropped change is set up by the "gotcha" people, and sneak behind the camera man to give him a wedgie for duping the many losers who were on air (no offence.lol)


eyes of the death god

found in: death note

powers: grants user ability to see the time a person has left to live. can also check for people's name

pros: seeing digits and names at the top of people's head is cool. so rpg

cons. u half yr life after subscribing . u have to find some black note book on the floor first, does getting the death note, and get a emo freaky pig with wings living in yr room, stealing your apples, and i think u hv to use the death note too. which means u cant go to heaven nor hell.( death note is super complicated with lots of rules, and some loopholes . consult your lawyer)

things i would apply with

go do some street magic , by telling people their names. writing their names b4 hand on a deck would make it freaky. would give criss angel a run for his money. and check whether his name is real( i dont think his name would be so conviniently ironic....probably a tom shirley rick montana, or something weird... imagine that.. tom shirley's mindfreak lol. i would freak if i was so weirdly named.... moving on!)

yeah. thiis topic was just amazingly random.

btw, go ahead and join my new facebook group. its called everything.

yeah. seriously. evrything. for those people who excessively try to be fans of everthing. this is the group for u man...

today. went for service. it was pretty cool. Mary is really the teen with all reasons to be emo, but she didnt . look at society now! its cool to be sad! whats wrong with society man?!

after service.... SUMO TIME!

to be truthful. im sick of sumo house.t he food is cheap for jap cuisine... but 2nd time this month... uhh

then min/g siblings, t siblings, and i went ahead for the basketball. of course we hv to hang around and stuff. 3 o clock was approaching at the speed of tokitoki or tim, the humble tree( inside joke).

just realised! im the only guy with the diff surname today!
tan,tan,tan,tan, hoe. thats just weird

well. the odds: 4 out of 5 singaporeans have tan as their surnames.

and yes, singaporean surnames, are just like the curriculum: boring

why cant our ancestors be more interesting?

japanese peeps have awesome surnames

i am russ katawanabekyoumugengonaruto

beats hoe any day

how short! suggesting discrimination of height!!

caucasian names are cool too!

hunter...banks

the similarity?

ours have meaning too

tan: the darkening of skin in response to ultraviolet light


hoe: a gardening tool

lim: wrong spelling of a walking guy injured at the leg

so on, so forth...

had fun today i guess, have to start training for bball if i wanna get into the team!!

so slack... my shot percentage is 25% at most... darn!

ok! night!!

edit:

ip! not that i 4got... just too lazy to type anything

christmas is near
lets all cheer!
one week to school
that aint cool!
abundance of presents,
or a christmas tree
i dont think thats
christmas to me.
the start of salvation
is what its all about
not cam whoring
in the orchard road crowd.
the world has to sell
lots of cool stuff
but what god has to give
is really no bluff
so this christmas
when u try to keep awake
dont think of finding
a fat man claded in red
but try to find the blessings
that have showered upon you
instead

-Russ hoe

22-12-2008

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