wow. feeling lke a half dead monkey just sitting here, typing. 10.24pm. status:tired

i just woke up from a doze off at my mom's room. was reading my book, and the bed was super inviting, it was like i was plunged in those simmons posturpedic adverds. i remember waking up and asking my mom gibberish. it was total gibberish, like some random questions. thats how tired i am.... i dont even know why im blogging. lol . i wanna sleep

but since im here, i might as well recount my days

all started at spray wars. met up with ryan lim, my cousin, kenna, and hansel.....

russ upon seeing ryan:yoz

ryan( giving the," russ why am i earlier than u...and i bought mineral water" face:
dont buy from that vendingmachine. it rips people off.


right...... i was expecting a hi.

anyways, we went for spray wars, and hansel really unleashed the pseudo maiming gunman during the game.

even during the demo, he ardently screamed to demo the gun. and without turning the nozzle of the water gun( which is just those ironing spraying thingy) he screamed"die! die!" to his dismay the gun just fired vapour........everyone kinda laughed. but i thought that hansel was noble enough to take a stand and be different. though it may involved him starting a battle cry, and firing vapour. we need enthu people like him in youth camp.

spray wars was fun and geniusly thought out. yr"life" is determined by the level of wetness on yr newspaper armour. so if yr newspaper armour tears or is too wet, u will be whistled out. the gameplay was like terrorist vs counter terrorists. therewas three stations.

the vip, the hostage, and the immunity.

i wasnt the same team as ryan or hansel, but kenna was in my team. i should think everyone enjoyed themselves. i can vouch for that, actually.



after that, we went back to church, cause the pub comm/ fundraising had to do a skit on the car wash. while the rehersal, eugene, our camp advisor, talked to hansel's mom, and he might be able to go! thank god! not a figure of speech

also, my cousins stayed over, and i had to reach church early, and my sleep problems manifested again. so nowim feeling blank headed. and since i slept earliwer than my cousins, they felt the full brunt of my sub concious behaviour. apparently, i farted, talked gibberish, and cussed in my slp.lol!my cousins were witnesses. haha

also today, my swimming coach brought in some new thingy
a float, in a sponge shape. it looks abit like the sofy adverts on tv.

and guess what? the floats were exactly where i thought we had to place them. lol
in between our legs. my coache being the crude guy he is:

"this one must put near the l** p*. "

LOL! hes really funny. and , oh dear, must bring in the censorship board, if i keep recounting what he said. lol.

anyways, it was quite gross,i told my my friend to think abt how many people used this thing. the answer was the brand of the float : FEW.
lol

we found out it was like an eight shape.onepart had a greater surface area than the other

elisha and i :sir, which way to position?

coach: which ever part of u is heavier

THATS IT! my coach is the ultimate joker! lol!!!

apparantly, it was meant for balance. it was really fun. trapping the float and balncing,
kinda like the wii board upside down

allright! off to slp. i lazy to ip this time. fine, two lines

this week was hectic

im not a pig