exams and a reluctant child

hey all.one word. exam. a picture paints a thousand words, this paints a thousand prayers. speaking of prayers, our prayer ring b4 the exams was cool, and thank the lord! it worked. i actually found the chinese paper fairly...fair! im not being racist here. thanks god. youve been a great help these few days. yeah.. did my chinese and english paper 1and 2. for paper one, we had to write an essay either on

food

a narrative entitled the reluctant child

what should students do about the effects of global warming

an argumentative on whether sports should be a compulsury thing for students

a recount on your sibling betraying you

heheh... guess which one i chose....

the fourth one. i cant argue that it was the easiest.haha....i told an exam joke! okok.yeah. i disagreed that the school should force sports on the poor youth people. but dont worry, the sub catergory wasnt on food, so im not encouraging u to join the Forest Action Team, if u know what i mean.....
for those who rebut, and say that the reluctant child is easier, than here comes my counterarguement! hah told another exam joke!hahahha..... going abit fierce on the jokes huh?

firstly: its lame

secondly: its a redundant phrase. the RELUCTANT student? heard of the unreluctant student...oh two words come to my mind hwa -----. ok. scratch that idea
ok. but seriously, if u wanna write, u could start with ME


russ
1b
the reluctant student

once upon a time, in the year 2008, a boy whose name rhymes with lust(story as told by christabel) woke up. jittering all over, he knew it was time....nope, not to wake up....ok,partially that. but an even louder scream of peril rang in his head. THE pre paper papers, which are still exam papers, but are three days away from another paper,thus making it a pre exam paper, if u get what i mean, and by the way this is not a pathetic, but desperate attempt to get a larger word count
so anyway, the boy whom i think is great and awesome, and who also lost to a boy in mousehunt(that guy's name rhymes with loyston) because hes a choingster, hyped himself for his greatest challenge that day. with a cylindrical bottle of victory juice in hand, aka new moons essence of chicken( sorry utt.) he braced himself for the revolting, but the surprisingly addictive drink. it slowly trinkled down his throat, and headed to the eye of the tornado itself. school.

will our hero overcome this great death defying stunt?will he overcome the clutches of evil and find the key to eternal success?!

uwill know right away, haha, for those who fell into the simpsons movie (to be continued) trap, and fell to this once more, u should learn not to jump into conclusions.

ok. so hes sitting on his seat, and the guy beside him is looking at him pervly, and the guy sitting diagonally is making tsk tsk sounds just to annoy everyone else. yeah. so he wrote his essay

it read........the reluctant boy
once upon a time...........

and ill keep going on and on till the examiner runs out of paper, or the exam ends time...
not too bad huh?

okok. finished papers 2 today. english was hard, chinese was quite the opposite. ironic.

alrighthy, ip time

some papers over, really tired
how i survive this , i admired
i think im coming down with flu
feeling warm, feels like glue
and as clarence's joke goes
im feeling hot!
that jokes so cold....